Cover artwork for "Water Carryin' Blues": a billionaire dancing around on a stage with the U.S. seal, wearing a MAGA hat and sunglasses while carrying a chainsaw. He is urinating into a bucket carried on the back of person in a line of many other people carrying a similar burden, while he dances around the stage like a dipshit.

Here is a new song about the fucked-up state of our state. It’s inspired by one insipid billionare, in the service of an orange (insipid) billionaire, working for all their billionaire buddies to immiserate what’s left of the working class in the United States. And yet, even a big, ugly cynic like me can’t help but feel some hope, so it also offers some gentle guidance about how we might band together and fight back.

The first verse came to me in the shower, and the rest fell into place after I dried off enough to grab a guitar and figure out the chords, which I had hoped would turn out to fit over a traditional 12-bar blues. I had to spread the vocal recording out over 4 days, as I could only do a few takes before blowing out my voice. Looking back at the stuff I’ve written and recorded over the years, there are very few songs in 12-bar form. Even so, because I can’t help but muck about with the format, the first, a cappella verse skips the 12th bar to jump right in to the second verse.

I’m currently working on an album of (mostly) non-political songs that is a collection of “full” studio recordings of songs from my one successful and one failed Jamuary projects, so this track will be part of the follow-up album, which will almost certainly be packed with protest songs. But given the urgency of the shit-show going on all around us, I figured I would release it early.

The track is available for download on my Bandcamp page, if you’d like to support this little hobby of mine. But you can also just grab it from here if you’d like.

Lyrics

Have you carried water for billionaires
Who’d toss their own mothers down the stairs?
Have you licked the boots of the powerful
And pledged allegiance to an asshole?
Have you carried water for billionaires? 

Have you decided who gets rights today,
Or decided which people get wished away,
Ignored how history always goes,
And found a scapegoat for all your woes?
Have you carried water for billionaires?

Have you got the memory of a goldfish now,
You saw we got here but can’t say how?
Have you chipped away at democracy
By making the Perfect the Good’s enemy?
Have you carried water for billionaires?

Have you nonchalantly moved the line
Between outrage and what feels fine?
Have you given an inch for every mile?
Have you been snoozing all the while?
Have you carried water for billionaires?

Do you keep your hope secured away
‘Till someone comes to save us someday?
Can you face what always may have been true
That your boldest savior might just be you?
Can you spit in the face of billionaires?

Have you heard the roar when we speak as one,
When we help each other and get shit done?
Have you felt peace of mind and clarity
When we stand together in solidarity?
It’s the only way to beat the billionaires!
It’s the only way to beat the billionaires!

An impressionistic painting of a close view of a handshake, with one of the hands fading into the background.

No, I haven’t given up on Jamuary. I had to take some time off in order to fully recover from a lingering cold, and some weird form of writer’s block. This also had the side benefit of resetting my sleep schedule, which Jamuary had been shifting more and more out-of-whack. Even though the calendar month is over, I’ll be finishing that last six days’ worth, then going back to make up the four songs I missed earlier in the month.

This song came from an idea I had a couple of year ago, when meeting somebody professionally for the first time. One of my recurring anxieties is that I make a good first impression, but as somebody truly gets to know me, the façade crumbles and they see the true, disappointing me. This isn’t fair to myself, so if you have a problem with that, give Anxiety a call and ask it to please be more reasonable; I’m sure that’ll help. Anyway, this song is an examination of: what if that fear were true, and there were a person like that?

Continue reading “Jamuary 2024 Day 25: “From First Impression to Worst Impression””

A Blue Shell (a.k.a. "Spiny Shell") from the Super Mario Kart series.

I’ve been playing a lot of Mario Kart with my kid recently, and the Blue Shell is the bane of my existence (the only item in the game that is worse is the Lightning, which is too OP. It kills your momentum, shrinks you, and — crucially — takes away your items, leaving you defenseless. Often, a 1-2 punch from one opponent’s Lightning and another opponent’s Blue Shell almost seems coordinated). We recently discovered that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has a “Vs. Mode” that lets you customize items, and I’ve found that disabling Lightning and Boos allows you to have a fighting chance in first place, if you also disable Coins (they seem to have a 1:1 probability, and if you are good at collecting them from the course then they become a detriment, since they take up an item box roulette roll and potentially leave you defenseless against the second-place AI’s nearly-inevitable Red Shell). I was playing around with some minor chords and suffered from some writer’s block for the lyrics, so I asked my wife for an idea and she suggested Blue Shells.

Let’s deal with some pedantry. Yes, I know that there are ways to deal with a Blue Shell — sometimes you can decelerate and let someone pass you to be targeted instead, and you can also get close to your competitors so the explosion will take them out too, and one time I hit a Lightning-ejected mushroom on the course at the second the shell was going to hit, and I somehow avoided it — so let’s just call that line poetic license. I also know that this song is not a 12-bar blues, but I gave it its title nonetheless.

This was a fun one to compose. It’s in G Dorian, with some non-Dorian touches coming from the V7 chord, and the borrowing of flat-II from G’s Phrygian mode. And then it felt like the ending needed a little something extra, so I decided to land it with a Picardy third.

This is a live performance, captured with my phone.

Continue reading “Jamuary 2024 Day 24: “Blue Shell Blues””

A melodrama villain in a tophat, twirling his moustache.

This song is about two things: those who would seek to divide us, and those who would seek to undermine the notion of what truth is. There are certain talking heads and other pundits who delight in making people angry, in cultivating bellicose tendencies in their audience, and refining that anger into hatred for their neighbors. This song is a plea to think about who might benefit from such bloviation, and what their ultimate goal likely is.

Musically, the songs is fairly diatonic. I can see the chorus as either a quick trip to the relative minor (C minor), or as staying in the original Eb major key and just being pulled in a minor direction.

This was a live recording, using my Zoom H6 and its X/Y pair on the ukulele, and a Shure SM-57 on my vocals. The only overdubs are the harmony vocals.

Continue reading “Jamuary 2024 Day 23: “Villains””

A painterly image of a diner at night through light rain, perhaps in Seattle,

This was a product of a few factors. I wanted to create a song based on an acoustic guitar pattern I had been playing with, with fairly slow-moving harmony. The vibe of the loop was “chill,” so I wanted to keep that vibe going with the drumbeat and instrumentation. While I was writing the trumpet part, I was thinking of my younger, pre-parent days. I had some fond memories of late nights spent at the old 13 Coins location near the Seattle Times offices (I believe that the pandemic shuttered that site permanently), enjoying fries, Old Fashioneds and crème brûlées into the early morning, sometimes with an actual jazz trio performing in the lounge. It’s instrumental, because I’ve been fighting either a cold or a secondary infection from a cold for about two weeks now, so it’s tougher than usual to incorporate singing into these compositions.

The acoustic guitar loop, which is the basis for the song, is a fairly slow progression through a C Lydian chord pattern, starting with the C Lydian chord (Cmajor7#11), going to Em9, then a pattern based on Am7 with various suspensions, before a ii-V-I turnaround on D6, G major, then C major, before starting over again. Part of the trouble with a loop like this is enforcing the “home base” of C, as it’s very easy for certain harmonic or melodic moves to create a “pull” toward either G major or E minor. I tried to use the pull toward E minor for the benefit of the song, as I wanted to keep those chill / downbeat vibes. I let one very short G7 sneak into one of the turnarounds at the very end, to help tonicize the C at that point.

The acoustic guitar is a live take in my studio, using an X/Y condenser microphone pair and a Shure SM-7B to capture some of the rounder frequencies, and I built the rest of the song around that.